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Celebrity Sex.Helen Mirren in a bikini, by insanely large request (Britney spears no panty)
July 20, 2008 |
Cameron Diaz & Demi Moore Almost Kiss
I can’t decide who looks better in a bikini.
Tags: bikini, cameron diaz, celeb, celebrity, demi moore, girl, video, woman,
Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.
Tags: bikini, britney, britney spears, celeb, celebrity, girl, see through, video, woman,
I gotta hand it to you guys: You don’t hesitate for a second when I violate the Sacred Bikini Code of posting regardless of age, weight or breastlessness. I received no less than 78 gajillion emails asking why I haven’t posted these shots of 63-year-old actress Helen Mirren (The Queen) in a bikini. You’re a surprisingly more mature bunch than I thought. Time to start skewing my jokes towards an older crowd. Here’s a good one: What did the Kaiser say to Howard Hughes? War bonds?! I thought she was a Studebaker! Ha! Tomfoolery at its best! Don’t forget to drink your Ovaltine, folks, and remember; nothing soothes what ails you like a refreshing Lucky Strike. Signing off.
