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Celebrity Porn.Miley Cyrus Plays TRL Egg Toss
Miley Cyrus plays a friendly game of egg toss while taping a segment for Total Request Live (TRL) in Times Square, New York City on Friday afternoon. The 15-year-old Disney sensation chatted with MTV VJ Damien Fahey during the show. Miley will be co-hosting TRL on both Wednesday and Thursday! She’ll be sharing all about […]

Day 91: The Britney Spears Pose

Celebrity Sex.Katie Price launches another book using her entire arsenal of dumb which consists of, but not limited to, her ridiculous breasts

Ah, yes, I love these special days when Katie “Jordan” Price dresses up to launch another one of her literary endeavors. Why, you ask? Because I know I’m in for a bag full of retardation. This time around, instead of a homoerotic children’s book or a new installment in her 20,000 volume autobiography, Katie wrote “an explosive and highly-charged tale of love, lies and celebrity,” according to the book’s Amazon UK page. How does Katie Price manage to write a new book every 2-3 months? It seems like she spends most of her time trying to design costumes for the sole purpose of making my penis cry. On that note, keep fixing the tiara, Katie. Because that’s exactly what’s going wrong here.

Celebrity Porn.Halle Berry Bares Her Belly
Halle Berry shows off a bit of tummy as she shops at Club Monaco and Ron Herman with a younger family friend on Friday at The Westfield Mall in Century City, Calif. Halle, 41, and model boyfriend Gabriel Aubry, 31, welcomed their daughter Nahla Ariela Aubry four months ago. Ms. Berry sure looks like she’s […]

Celebrity Porn.Hilary Duff Dons Black Batman Cape!
Hilary Duff rocks a black cutout top with a matching black cape alongside hockey player/boyfriend Mike Comrie as they head to the Arclight Cinema in Hollywood to watch Batman: The Dark Knight on Saturday. Yesterday, the Duffster was seen grabbing a cup of coffee in Studio City before heading to the Neil George Salon in Beverly […]

Celebrity Sex.Michael Lohan’s paternity test delayed

Michael Lohan has a while to go before he finds out if he really did father a love child. The paternity test has been delayed and awaits a court order to proceed. Michael has admitted to having an affair with Kristi Kaufman who is the mother of the supposed missing Lohan, Ashley Kaufman. Michael had written the girl letters while in prison and basically said, “Shit. She’s mine.” However, he seems to be changing his tune, according to E! News:

He adds that their relationship was brief and that Kaufman moved in with a new boyfriend shortly thereafter. It’s that man, Michael alleges, who is the likely father.
“The timing is just off,” Lohan said. “If she’s mine, I’ll take responsibility. But I wasn’t with her nine months before Ashley was born.”
Lohan said he’s disappointed the test results will take longer than he initially thought.
“But I’ll do whatever it takes to find out,” he says. “Everyone will know the truth soon.”

Michael’s probably sweating things now because he’s staring down the barrel of an assload of child support and can’t get his hands on that Lindsay money. That said, typically, most guys start praying to the God of Doin’ It* that they didn’t get a woman pregnant right after intercourse, but 13 years later is better than never, I suppose. Though one time I said “I hope I didn’t get you pregnant” to a chick before we even had sex - and then we didn’t, so Mission: Accomplished. I win! *Lorenzo Lamas.

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