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CNN is reporting this morning that actress Angelina Jolie, 33, has given birth to twins — a boy and a girl — in Nice, France on Saturday night, July 12. The boy is named Knox Leon, and the girl is named Vivienne Marcheline. Jolie’s mother, who diied in January, 2007, was named Marcheline. No official word yet […]

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Celebrity Sex.Heidi Montag has lunch with John McCain’s daughter

And it’s time to expatriate. Apparently, Heidi Montag is a political force worthy of entertaining lunch with John McCain’s daughter Meghan. The two met yesterday at the Ivy where Meghan tried her best to wish herself into her cell phone. I’m pretty sure, when her father loses in November, his campaign manager will point to these photos and say: “There. Right there. When Jugs Chinsterton smiles directly into the camera. That’s the moment we were fucked. Well, that and the fact that, dude, you are old. Tell me a story about living with dinosaurs.”

Celebrity Nude.A Poodle Died On Her Head
We applaud Raven Symone for being large and in charge, but…. There is no excuse for that hair! Come on, girl. You must have some Disney money in the bank. Can’t you afford better hair??? Raven vamped it up for the paparazzi outside the Cabana lounge in West Hollywood on Wednesday. P.S. Couldn’t you hire a better tranny to do […]

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Celebrity Sex.Helen Mirren in a bikini, by insanely large request

I gotta hand it to you guys: You don’t hesitate for a second when I violate the Sacred Bikini Code of posting regardless of age, weight or breastlessness. I received no less than 78 gajillion emails asking why I haven’t posted these shots of 63-year-old actress Helen Mirren (The Queen) in a bikini. You’re a surprisingly more mature bunch than I thought. Time to start skewing my jokes towards an older crowd. Here’s a good one: What did the Kaiser say to Howard Hughes? War bonds?! I thought she was a Studebaker! Ha! Tomfoolery at it’s best! Don’t forget to drink your Ovaltine, folks, and remember; nothing soothes what ails you like a refreshing Lucky Strike. Signing off.

Celebrity Porn.Kirsten Dunst Dating Justin Long?
Kirsten Dunst is hooking up with Drew Barrymore’s leftovers? (Justin Long) Heidi Klum got an Emmy nomination Mila Kunis has a message for Max Payne fans Nicole Kidman shows of her post-pregnancy body Megan Fox is the sexiest Star Wars nerd ever Lauren Conrad is thrilled about the success of her self-titled clothing line Does Bush or McCain own his […]

Celebrity Porn.Halle Berry is a Cancer Fighter
Halle Berry keeps it summery and fresh in a black halter as she leaves a friends’ house in West Hollywood on Wednesday. The 41-year-old actress has joined forces with the Callaway Golf Foundation and the Entertainment Industry Foundation as the 2008 ambassador for the Callaway Golf Foundation Women’s Cancer Initiative. Halle will be featured in an […]

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