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Celebrity Sex.Alli Sims in a bikini proves Spears’ gene is a cruel mistress

When the report came in, I refused to believe another one of these.. these BEASTS existed. But the boys in the lab confirmed its existence and suggested the two might possibly be related. Cousins even. What kind of sick bastard are you, God? Like its “relative,” we discovered this one on the beach just in time to watch it devour a small canine. Then it announced itself: ME TOOOOOOOO! ME TOOOOOOO! I knew what had to be done as I reached into my pocket. Where were those blasted tank keys?

Naked Celebrities.Mick Jagger Becomes The Hottest New Baby Name In Town
Does Sir Mick know about this? Rascal Flatts guitarist Joe Don Rooney, and his wife Tiffany Fallon, welcomed a baby boy on May 31, and promptly named him Jagger Donovan Rooney. Here’s the kicker — this is the fourth time in less than a year that a celebrity couple have chosen Jagger as a baby name. In […]

Celebrity Sex.Hulk Hogan really, REALLY shouldn’t have made the whole ‘God’s will’ comment about John Graziano
The Graziano family has released video footage of John Graziano’s daily rehabilitation in the hospital. We’ve all known he’s been in a coma and has a hole in a head, but no one mentioned how freaking huge the hole is. The footage appeared on Nancy Grace midweek with the hole pixelated and, well, uh, I just saw the unpixelated version. It’s goddamn insane and really puts Hulk Hogan’s “God wants John in a coma to make him a better person” comment in a whole other light. A bright, bleached, asinine “Wow, what a dick” light. No wonder the Hulk got death threats from John’s brother. In fact, I’m about to give him a death threat:

Terry… you cocksucka… I will pee in your moustache… all your money won’t help you now… unless you buy a moustache shield… um… sucker of cocks, Luke, I’m your father.

Go easy on me. It’s my first time. WARNING: Uncensored video after the jump contains disturbing images unless you’re the sort of person who finds gaping head wounds divine. Thanks to The Builder for the tip. I hope those permits come through.

Celebrity Porn.Violet Affleck is a Coffee Kid
Violet Affleck giggles and laughs during a coffee run with her dad Ben in Los Angeles on Saturday. Ben, 35, and Violet Anne, 2 1/2, seem to be Kashi food fans! Mr. Affleck recently talked about his younger brother, saying, People have been telling me for years now Casey s cooler than you, Casey s a better actor […]

Celebrity Nude.Justin Timberlake Is Box Office POISON
Just about every movie that Justin Timberlake has starred in has bombed. This is no exception! In a battle at the box office on Friday night, the Mike Meyers/Justin flick was ass slapped - hard by Steve Carrell and Anne Hathaway. J.T.’s Love Guru is expected to take in a disastrous $14 million in America this weekend, whereas […]

Celebrity Oops.Heather Mills to Host Miss USA Pageant
Copyright © 2008 Celebrity Cowboy. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your news aggregator, the site you are looking at is guilty of copyright infringement. Please contact legal@celebritycowboy.com so we can take legal action immediately. Not sure if she’d be my first choice to judge […]

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